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Monday, 24 October 2011

Don't Upset The Big Guy.

"Well children," said nanny with a smile, "When it's raining it means that you've upset God and made him cry. When it's windy, it means you've been so bad he's sent a huge scary bird and it's sitting on the Empire State Building flapping it's wings, and it's going to blow us away, and we're all going to die terrible deaths!"                                  
"Is that all!" Said young Jerry, brave as can be. 

Suddenly, a giant, white, oldsmobile-sized, liquid bird turd, landed on Jerry's head. 

(Last sentence added by Aluminum Foil Hat)


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